don't take your bus to town

Especially if that bus was stolen.

I was watching American Idol the other day and they had this chick and her mom on with this really long hair. Somehow I remember that Crystal Gayle had really long hair. Why I knew about a country singer that was popular in 1983, I have no idea.

Anyway, that's when a friend brought up the fact that Crystal's tour bus was recently stolen. How can you steal a tour bus? A Toyota Corolla I can understand, but a tour bus? And it turns out the guy drove it to Daytona Speedway. Well, of course, a country fan who stole Crystal Gayle's tour bus would take it to the Mecca of Nascar racing!

So if you own a tour bus, I recommend you lock the doors when you get out next time.